✦ Enrollment is open · Founding cohort · $597/yr ✦
Body Mastery University · The School of the Body
Learn Somatics Right From Home.
School taught you algebra. Nobody taught you how to breathe, stand, move, or release. This is the missing curriculum — an ever-growing library taught by Dr. Evan Johnson and a faculty of invited experts.
Breath · Posture · Fascia · Dance · Touch · Attend From Anywhere
You've spent your life mastering skills. Never the instrument.
Your body is the one thing you'll own from your first day to your last — and nobody ever taught you how it works. The gym trains your muscles. School trained your mind. This is the curriculum for the rest: breath, posture, fascia, movement, touch — taught as one craft, not eight hobbies.
Everyone starts with their own body — pain unwinding, posture rebuilt, breath that actually reaches you. And for those it calls further, the same curriculum runs all the way to certified practitioner.
Embody
the vitality your body remembers
Read
the spine as the body's organizing axis
Attune
to what flows, what blocks, what calls
Reinvent
the patterns your body has been repeating
Lead
the relational field with skill, not improvisation
II · What Tuition Includes
Everything the work asks for, in one place.
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The Library
75+ modules · growing monthly
The full Body Mastery curriculum
Guest-faculty courses across modalities — Thai massage, qi gong, contact improv, spinal energetics, Kama Flight™, shibari & more
Every course framed by Dr. Evan inside the Four Lenses
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Open Office Hours
monthly · live · with Dr. Evan
Teaching, demonstrations, live case breakdowns
Your questions, filed from inside the modules, answered in the room
Recorded, archived, clipped back onto each module
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The Practice
partnerships · progress · credential
Paired quarterly with a fellow student for real reps
Progress tracked by module, course, and year
Level I & II milestones — and the practitioner track
III · The Curriculum
One library. Always growing.
The missing classes, organized in three levels: your own body first, then other bodies, then the room. Go at your own pace — no gates, new expert courses land every month, and the practitioner credential still finishes in person.
I
Beginner
foundations
Erodynamics — the 21-day ignition · breath & meditation
Postural correction · fascia protocols · the Four Lenses
Kama Flight™ foundations, contact improv, rope literacy
Milestone — Level II: Practitioner in Training.
III
Advanced
the field
The Three Blocks · Restoring Flow
Relational intelligence & container-holding
The business of practice
Assessed in person at The Field — certified in the room, not on paper.
The Field, In Pictures
This is the school you're joining.
Every frame below is from inside the field — the immersions and live rooms where this curriculum is taught, practiced, and certified. Online is where you train. This is what you're training for.
Kama Flight™ · The Signature PracticeSomatic Practice · Real RepsEnergy Attunement · Reading the FieldTrust Under Load · Acro & ContactTable Work · Taught Hands-OnThe Whole-Body Read · Live
Open office hours, made flesh — the methodology, taught live.
From inside The Field
The Opening Course · Where Every Student Begins
The founding cohort starts with the same 21 days.
You don't enroll into a menu — you enroll into momentum. Every founding student opens the same door on day one: a short guided practice each morning, twenty-one mornings in a row, together.
Course 01 · $99 On Its Own · Included With Tuition
Erodynamics
Energetic & Life-Force Mastery
21 Days to Ignite Your Life Force
Erodynamics is Dr. Evan's science of life force — how the body generates energy, where it quietly leaks away, and how to let it move. Ten to fifteen minutes a day. No experience needed. By day twenty-one it isn't a course you took — it's a current you run on.
Twenty-one mornings, revealed one at a time. We won’t tell you what’s inside — only that day one wakes something you’ve been living without, and by day twenty-one it has a name.
Live cohort with Dr. Evan · brand & business built in
By application — every cohort begins with a conversation
VI · Questions
Asked, answered.
Is this only for practitioners?
No — most students join for their own body: a back that hurts, posture the desk destroyed, breath that never quite lands, a body they want to feel at home in again. The practitioner path is here when it calls you; it's never required.
Do I need experience with bodywork or movement?
Not at all. Year One begins in your own body — breath, regulation, foundations. Whether you're brand new or already a practitioner, the curriculum meets you where you are and builds from there.
Why annual tuition only?
Because this is a university, not a content subscription. One decision a year, a library that grows every month, and a community committed to the same work you are.
How do I become a certified practitioner?
Two roads. The University track: complete the practitioner curriculum and practicum at your own pace, then an in-person assessment at a LIVE event. The accelerated road: The System — the 12-month certification cohort with Dr. Evan, by application.
How do LIVE events work?
The Field — single-day editions through multi-day flagship gatherings. Dates and details release to students first, with first access and member pricing on every edition.
A full day in the field with Dr. Evan — the room where Year-2 touch work is practiced. Student price $429 $529.
The Accelerated Track
The System · $10,000 · 12 months
Somatic Leadership & Relational Intelligence. The credential path, compressed to one year with Dr. Evan — by application.
✦ The Library
Every modality. One craft.
Featured courses first, taught by Dr. Evan and invited guest faculty — each framed inside the Four Lenses.
✦ Course
▶
How did this module land?
Ask about this module — answered live at office hours
✦ Open Office Hours
Bring the work. Ask anything.
Once a month, live: teaching, demonstration, and the queue below — answered by Dr. Evan, clipped back onto each module afterward.
Next Call
Thursday, August 27 · 7:00 PM CT
90 minutes · recorded for the time-zone unlucky
Your questions
The queue — upvote what you want answered
Answered — clipped from past calls
✦ In Person · The Third Offering
The Field, with Dr. Evan.
The University is attended from home. The room is where it's proven — and where practitioner-track students are assessed. Students hold the front of the line.
Next Edition · Limited Seats
The Field — Next Edition
Details released to students first — first access, always
Live teaching with Dr. Evan + two guest faculty
Hands-on practice: touch, Kama Flight™, spinal energetics
Communal dinner with the field · closing fire
Practitioner-track students: assessment slots available
Student price
$429 $529
✦ First-access window · students first
Flagship · Application Only
The Immersion · Flagship · 4 days
The multi-day edition. Fifteen people, HAVAN Estate, the full arc — polarity, touch, Kama Flight™, the relational field. From $1,500.
The Accelerated Track
The System · $10,000 · 12 months
Somatic Leadership & Relational Intelligence — the 12-month certification with Dr. Evan. Every cohort begins with a conversation.
✦ The Practitioner Tier
Host your work here.
Certified practitioners and vetted teachers host their own courses and live trainings inside the University — storefront, uploads, ticketing, and sales in one place. You keep 70%.
Your Storefront · Preview
Nok Chaiya · Thai Bodywork
2 courses · 1 live training · 38 students enrolled
Thai Massage Fundamentals
$1,640
Floor Work Intensive · LIVE
$700
This month: $2,340 · next payout Friday
Three Ways In
System graduates — included with your active license ($397/yr).
Body Mastery certified (University track) — same license terms.
Vetted practitioners — Practitioner Seat · $1,997/yr, University included.
Every course passes curation before students see it. The school keeps 30% — hosting, payments, and the audience.
✦ Admin Console · Dr. Evan
The school, at a glance.
Enrollment, activation, what's landing and what isn't, and this month's office-hours queue.
Students
128
▲ 7 this week
Tuition Collected
$118k
annual · $997 / founding $597
7-Day Activation
64%
target ≥ 60%
Questions · Month
23
next call Aug 27
Enrollment · last 12 weeks
Jun 1 · 62Aug 24 · 128
Course completion · % of starters who finish
Module feedback · % “it landed” (n)
⬥ Biotensegrity Intro is under 75% — review pacing or re-shoot.
