✦ Become a Certified Somatics Expert · Founding membership · $597/yr ✦
Body Mastery University · The School of the Body
Become a Certified Somatics Expert.
School taught you algebra. Nobody taught you how to breathe, stand, move, or release. This is the missing curriculum — taught by Dr. Evan Johnson and a faculty of invited experts — and the credential that comes with mastering it.
Breath · Posture · Fascia · Dance · Touch · Attend From Anywhere
You've spent your life mastering skills. Never the instrument.
Your body is the one thing you'll own from your first day to your last — and nobody ever taught you how it works. The gym trains your muscles. School trained your mind. This is the curriculum for the rest: breath, posture, fascia, movement, touch — taught as one craft, not eight hobbies.
Everyone starts with their own body — pain unwinding, posture rebuilt, breath that actually reaches you. And for those it calls further, the same curriculum runs all the way to Certified Somatics Expert.
Embody
the vitality your body remembers
Read
the spine as the body's organizing axis
Attune
to what flows, what blocks, what calls
Reinvent
the patterns your body has been repeating
Lead
the relational field with skill, not improvisation
II · What Tuition Includes
Everything the work asks for, in one place.
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The Library
75+ modules · growing monthly
The full Body Mastery curriculum
Guest-faculty courses across modalities — Thai massage, qi gong, contact improv, spinal energetics, Kama Flight™, shibari & more
Every course framed by Dr. Evan inside the Four Lenses
✦
Open Office Hours
monthly · live · with Dr. Evan
Teaching, demonstrations, live case breakdowns
Your questions, filed from inside the modules, answered in the room
Recorded, archived, clipped back onto each module
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The Practice
partnerships · progress · credential
Paired quarterly with a fellow student for real reps
Progress tracked by module, course, and year
Level I & II milestones — and the certification track
III · The Curriculum
One library. Always growing.
The missing classes, organized in three levels: your own body first, then other bodies, then the room. Go at your own pace — no gates, new expert courses land every month, and the Certified Somatics Expert credential still finishes in person.
I
Beginner
foundations
Erodynamics — the 21-day ignition · breath & meditation
Postural correction · fascia protocols · the Four Lenses
Kama Flight™ foundations, contact improv, rope literacy
Milestone — Level II: Practitioner in Training.
III
Advanced
the field
The Three Blocks · Restoring Flow
Relational intelligence & container-holding
The business of practice
Assessed in person at The Field — certified in the room, not on paper.
The Field, In Pictures
This is the school you're joining.
Every frame below is from inside the field — the immersions and live rooms where this curriculum is taught, practiced, and certified. Online is where you train. This is what you're training for.
Kama Flight™ · The Signature PracticeSomatic Practice · Real RepsEnergy Attunement · Reading the FieldTrust Under Load · Acro & ContactTable Work · Taught Hands-OnThe Whole-Body Read · Live
Open office hours, made flesh — the methodology, taught live.
From inside The Field
The Opening Course · Where Every Student Begins
The founding cohort starts with the same 21 days.
You don't enroll into a menu — you enroll into momentum. Every founding student opens the same door on day one: a short guided practice each morning, twenty-one mornings in a row, together.
Course 01 · $99 On Its Own · Included With Tuition
Erodynamics
Energetic & Life-Force Mastery
21 Days to Ignite Your Life Force
Erodynamics is Dr. Evan's science of life force — how the body generates energy, where it quietly leaks away, and how to let it move. Ten to fifteen minutes a day. No experience needed. By day twenty-one it isn't a course you took — it's a current you run on.
Twenty-one mornings, revealed one at a time. We won’t tell you what’s inside — only that day one wakes something you’ve been living without, and by day twenty-one it has a name.
The 2nd official Body Mastery experience · just outside Austin, TX · capped at 21
Three days of intimacy, breath, movement & hands-on work
All meals, lodging & materials included
Students & past attendees: $1,000 $1,500 · through Oct 1
The Certification Track
The System
Somatic Leadership & Relational Intelligence · 12 months · By Application Only
The Certified Somatics Expert credential, compressed to one year
Live cohort with Dr. Evan · brand & business built in
By application only — every cohort begins with a conversation
VI · Questions
Asked, answered.
Is this only for practitioners?
No — most students join for their own body: a back that hurts, posture the desk destroyed, breath that never quite lands, a body they want to feel at home in again. The certification track is here when it calls you; it's never required.
Do I need experience with bodywork or movement?
Not at all. Year One begins in your own body — breath, regulation, foundations. Whether you're brand new or already a practitioner, the curriculum meets you where you are and builds from there.
Why annual tuition only?
Because this is a university, not a content subscription. One decision a year, a library that grows every month, and a community committed to the same work you are.
How do I become a Certified Somatics Expert?
Two tracks. The membership track: complete the certification curriculum and practicum at your own pace inside the University, then an in-person assessment at a LIVE event. The certification track: The System — the 12-month cohort with Dr. Evan, by application only.
How do LIVE events work?
The Field — single-day editions through multi-day flagship gatherings. Dates and details release to students first, with first access and member pricing on every edition.
A full day in the field with Dr. Evan — the room where Year-2 touch work is practiced. Student price $429 $529.
The Certification Track
The System · By Application · 12 months
Somatic Leadership & Relational Intelligence. The Certified Somatics Expert path, compressed to one year with Dr. Evan — by application only.
✦ The Library
Every modality. One craft.
Featured courses first, taught by Dr. Evan and invited guest faculty — each framed inside the Four Lenses.
✦ The Remote Practitioner · Private Container
The Brand Accelerator.
✦ Course
▶
How did this module land?
Ask about this module — answered live at office hours
✦ Open Office Hours
Bring the work. Ask anything.
Every Wednesday at 5 PM CT, live: teaching, demonstration, and the queue below — answered by Dr. Evan, clipped back onto each module afterward.
Every Week
Wednesdays · 5:00 PM CT
90 minutes · live with Dr. Evan · recorded for the time-zone unlucky
Your questions
The queue — upvote what you want answered
Answered — clipped from past calls
✦ In Person · The Third Offering
The Field, with Dr. Evan.
The University is attended from home. The room is where it's proven — and where practitioner-track students are assessed. Students hold the front of the line.
October 20–23 · Capped At 21
The Field — Charmadillo Ranch
Three days just outside Austin, TX · all meals & lodging included
Live teaching & hands-on work with Dr. Evan
Intimacy, breath, movement, spinal energetics
All meals prepared on site · lodging included
Practitioner-track students: assessed in the room
Students & past attendees
$1,000 $1,500
✦ The $1,000 rate holds through October 1st
First-Time Attendees
The Field · without enrollment
Not yet a student? Come meet the work in person — $1,500, everything included. Or enroll in the University first and reserve at the $1,000 student rate.
The Certification Track
The System · By Application · 12 months
Somatic Leadership & Relational Intelligence — the 12-month Certified Somatics Expert path with Dr. Evan. Every cohort begins with a conversation, by application only.
✦ The Practitioner Tier
Host your work here.
Certified practitioners and vetted teachers bring their work into the University — your own course inside the school, your own affiliate link, and 35% commission on every student you sign up.
Your Storefront · Preview
Nok Chaiya · Thai Bodywork
2 courses · 1 live training · 38 students enrolled
Thai Massage Fundamentals
$1,640
Floor Work Intensive · LIVE
$700
This month: $2,340 · next payout Friday
Join the Faculty
Write to the school. One email — what you teach, and where your work lives.
We send the application. Every facilitator is vetted and curated by Dr. Evan.
Build & earn. Approved faculty get their own course inside the school, their own affiliate link — and 35% commission on every student they sign up.
Every course passes curation before students see it. Payouts come from the school, direct to you.
✦ Admin Console · Dr. Evan
The school, at a glance.
Enrollment, activation, what's landing and what isn't, and this month's office-hours queue.
Students
128
▲ 7 this week
Accelerator Clients
—
private container · $5,800
Tuition Collected
$118k
annual · founding $597
7-Day Activation
64%
target ≥ 60%
Questions · Month
23
every Wednesday
Enrollment · last 12 weeks
Jun 1 · 62Aug 24 · 128
Course completion · % of starters who finish
Module feedback · % “it landed” (n)
⬥ Biotensegrity Intro is under 75% — review pacing or re-shoot.
Office-hours queue · this month
Students
Student
Level
Progress
Last Seen
Tags
Maya Reyes
II
58%
today
founding · LIVE Oct
Jordan Okafor
I
31%
yesterday
founding
Luke Tran
III
86%
today
assessment · Oct 24
Priya Nand
II
44%
3 days ago
—
Sam Delgado
I
12%
8 days ago
⬥ nudge
Jill Harmon
III
91%
today
System applicant
Access Control — who gets which path
Assign each person to the Practitioner Path (membership · full library), the Brand Accelerator (private container), or both. Changes apply instantly and are saved on this device.
